I blame any memory lapses I might have on the fact that my memory is filled with 68 years of stuff, some important, much not, going back to when I was 2 years old (yes I have a couple of memories from then). It just takes longer to go through them all to come up with the right answer.

And my comrade in aging, you were disoriented upon waking. That's on your daughter, right? Had you had the requisite hours of sleep, you would have been just fine with that dad-gummed EZ-pass...